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Yo' Mama Is So Old... Jurassic Park
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Yo' Mama is so old, I took her to see "Jurassic Park" and she started having flashbacks.
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Posted: 12/01/08

Nick Swardson - When We're Old

Nick Swardson will curse and listen to rap when he's old.

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Dennis Fowler - Gay Stereotypes

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Jeffrey Ross takes care of his dead Aunt Tique.

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If Tom tried to go on spring break now, he wouldn't make it past South Carolina.

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"The Book of Answers" would be better than "The Book of Questions."

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A lot of people think it's easy to date younger women.

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Drew Hastings - Aging

It's hard to be cool, the older you get.

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Jeffrey Ross - George Washington Roast

Talk about a star-spangled boner.

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