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Yo' Mama Is So Old... Burger King
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Yo' Mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
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Posted: 10/30/08

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Jeffrey Ross takes care of his dead Aunt Tique.

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Talk about a star-spangled boner.

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