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John hated when fat guys would come into the sandwich shop.
You can spackle windows with tofu.
John Pinette gets himself banned from Chinese food buffets.
Every bite is like getting shot in the face.
Robert's favorite dessert is Satan Ass Fudge Chunk.
If you want to lose weight, get food poisoning twice a year.
Chris Mata sheds a tear after tripping.
Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.
Aunt Peggy wishes her cellulite cream came in Twinkie form.
Bruce Bruce travels with 28 Subway sandwiches.
