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Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Lifeguard
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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Posted: 12/01/08

John Caparulo - Sandwich Shop

John hated when fat guys would come into the sandwich shop.

Tags: John Caparulo (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)

Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 8,329

Billiam Coronel - Tofu

You can spackle windows with tofu.

Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), food (804), family (667)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 411

John Pinette - Chinese Food

John Pinette gets himself banned from Chinese food buffets.

Tags: John Pinette (2), food (804), weight/obesity (302)

Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 6,188

Brian Scolaro - Italian Food

Every bite is like getting shot in the face.

Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)

Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 3,479

Robert Kelly - Applebee's

Robert's favorite dessert is Satan Ass Fudge Chunk.

Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)

Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 12,898

Nick DiPaolo - Food Poisoning

If you want to lose weight, get food poisoning twice a year.

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Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 364

Chris Mata - Falling Down

Chris Mata sheds a tear after tripping.

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Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 2,948

Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 5

Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.

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Posted: 08/06/08
Views: 3,636

Anthony Clark - Troubled Areas

Aunt Peggy wishes her cellulite cream came in Twinkie form.

Tags: Anthony Clark (8), food (804), family (667)

Posted: 06/06/97
Views: 162

Bruce Bruce - Flying First Class

Bruce Bruce travels with 28 Subway sandwiches.

Tags: Bruce Bruce (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)

Posted: 02/20/03
Views: 4,844

 
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