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Yo' Mama Is So Dirty... Hold Up
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Yo' Mama is so dirty, when I went to her house, a rat held me up while a cockroach stole my wallet.
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Posted: 12/01/08

Lynne Koplitz - Homeless

Jesus never lived in Manhattan.

Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1779), New York City (286)

Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 3,535

Bridget Smith - Toilet Free House

Manhattan apartments are not worth the rent.

Tags: Bridget Smith (1), Premium Blend (749), kids (597)

Posted: 01/23/03
Views: 157

Kirk Fox - House

Kirk lives next door to Brangelina.

Tags: Kirk Fox (4), Comedy Central Presents (1779), housing (39)

Posted: 03/21/08
Views: 7,757

John Heffron - Roommate Rob

John loves his wife but misses his roommate, Rob.

Tags: John Heffron (20), Comedy Central Presents (1779), marriage (413)

Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 1,360

Shirley Hemphill - Living With Another Person

For a clean freak, it isn't easy living with men.

Tags: Shirley Hemphill (2), men/women (839), The A-List (490)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,470

Adam Ferrara - Girlfriend Moving In

When your girlfriend moves in, it's like being a flood victim.

Tags: Adam Ferrara (24), Comedy Central Presents (1779), men/women (839)

Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 4,196

Vince Morris - The Projects

People can't believe Vince actually lived in the projects.

Tags: Vince Morris (10), Comedy Central Presents (1779), growing up (405)

Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 233

Dan Cronin - Practical Jokes

Dan Cronin used to play great practical jokes on his roommates.

Tags: Dan Cronin (2), sex (905), Premium Blend (749)

Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 433

Mike Lucas - Living With Someone

It's easier to work things out -- moving is so hard.

Tags: Mike Lucas (2), Premium Blend (749), dating (611)

Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 233

 

Yo' Mama's House Is So Dirty... Outside

Yo' Mama's house is so dirty, I had to wipe my feet before I went outside.  
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Posted 12/01/2008
Tags:  insults (1674),  Yo' Mama (933),  housing (103)

Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Hinges

Yo' Mama is so poor, the front door and the back door of her house are on the same hinge.  
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Posted 12/01/2008
Tags:  insults (1674),  Yo' Mama (933),  money (391)

Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Front Door

Yo' Mama is so poor, I walked in her front door and fell down the back steps.  
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Posted 12/01/2008
Tags:  insults (1674),  Yo' Mama (933),  money (391)

Brown Military

Q: What's brown and in the military?

A: Gomer's pile.  
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Posted 12/01/2008
Tags:  insults (1674),  Yo' Mama (933),  housing (103)

Gynecologist and a Dog

Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?

A: Wet noses.  
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Posted 12/01/2008
Tags:  insults (1674),  Yo' Mama (933),  blue collar (339)

Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Second Mortgage

Yo' Mama is so poor, she had to take a second mortgage on her cardboard box.  
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Posted 12/01/2008
Tags:  insults (1674),  Yo' Mama (933),  money (391)

Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Kick the Can

Yo' Mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street, and when I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Moving."  
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Posted 12/01/2008
Tags:  insults (1674),  Yo' Mama (933),  money (391)

Yo mama's So Old

Yo' mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!  
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Posted 10/30/2008
Tags:  insults (1674),  Yo' Mama (933)

Yo Mama's so stupid... supermarket

Yo' mama so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death!  
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Posted 10/30/2008
Tags:  insults (1674),  Yo' Mama (933)

Yo' Mama Is So Dumb... Psychic Friends

Yo' Mama is so dumb, the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind.  
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Posted 12/01/2008
Tags:  insults (1674),  Yo' Mama (933)
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