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Yo' Mama Is Like... Ass Hair
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Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
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Posted: 10/30/08

Dane Cook - Public Restroom

Why is everything wet in a public restroom?

Tags: Dane Cook (42), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), potty humor (124)

Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 21,177

Steve McGrew - Whoa, Man

Steve loves that new wife smell.

Tags: Steve McGrew (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 09/24/04
Views: 4,786

Ron Richards - Men's Room

The latches are always broken in the men's room.

Tags: Ron Richards (3), men/women (1003), Two Drink Minimum (293)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 999

Robert Kelly - Real Love

Robert knew his girlfriend loved him when he accidentally crapped his pants.

Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)

Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 4,440

Greg Fitzsimmons - Sh*t-Sneeze Room

Greg has a suggestion for a new day spa.

Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,210

Richard Jeni - Cooking

Richard Jeni wants a cooking show for a guy like him.

Tags: Richard Jeni (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 05/05/02
Views: 968

Gabriel Iglesias - Shrek

When Gabriel wears all green, he looks like Shrek.

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Posted: 02/06/03
Views: 42,475

Harland Williams - Magical, Mystical Wizard

Some days, it feels like you have a Harry Potter penis.

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Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 305

RodMan - Bubble Bath

Couples should take baths together.

Tags: RodMan (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 2,911

Robert Kelly - Wipe the Seat

If Robert wants to wipe the seat, he'll wipe it with his socks.

Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 2,524

 
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