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Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Family Tree
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she broke the family tree.
Filed Under: insults (1736),  Yo' Mama (791),  weight/obesity (384)
Posted: 12/01/08

Chris Mata - Falling Down

Chris Mata sheds a tear after tripping.

Tags: Chris Mata (2), Premium Blend (748), health (644)

Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 4,162

Orny Adams - Wine Country

Orny Adams is thinking about getting a girl pregnant so that he can have a designated driver.

Tags: Orny Adams (1), kids (809), health (644)

Posted: 10/26/10
Views: 29,283

Rodney Johnson - Safe Sex

If you're skinny or sweating, Rodney Johnson will not touch you.

Tags: Rodney Johnson (3), sex (1191), health (644)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 2,724

Pete Dominick - Through the Eyes of a Child

Kids will find your most insecure physical quality and draw the hell out of it.

Tags: Pete Dominick (3), imitations (847), kids (809)

Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 4,730

Larry Amoros - Fat People

If you weigh over 1,100 pounds, you have made some poor digestive choices.

Tags: Larry Amoros (6), family (641), weight/obesity (295)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 2,474

Lynne Koplitz - Homeless

Jesus never lived in Manhattan.

Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (2173), New York City (347)

Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 20,637

John Caparulo - Sandwich Shop

John hated when fat guys would come into the sandwich shop.

Tags: John Caparulo (16), Comedy Central Presents (2173), food (710)

Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 28,097

John Melichar - Directions

Gas station attendants used to be able to give you directions.

Tags: John Melichar (2), ethnic (867), imitations (847)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,967

Billiam Coronel - Tofu

You can spackle windows with tofu.

Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), food (710), family (641)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,775

Jessi Klein - Orgasm Face

We live in a world of horror, stress and strife -- can't women have their Kit Kat moment?

Tags: Jessi Klein (13), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1191)

Posted: 03/03/11
Views: 9,030