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Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Dancing
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she dances, the band skips.
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Chris Mata sheds a tear after tripping.

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Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 3,883

Larry Amoros - Fat People

If you weigh over 1,100 pounds, you have made some poor digestive choices.

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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,898

Rodney Johnson - Safe Sex

If you're skinny or sweating, Rodney Johnson will not touch you.

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Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 2,417

Pete Dominick - Through the Eyes of a Child

Kids will find your most insecure physical quality and draw the hell out of it.

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Posted: 05/31/07
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John Melichar - Directions

Gas station attendants used to be able to give you directions.

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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,328

Billiam Coronel - Tofu

You can spackle windows with tofu.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 752

John Caparulo - Sandwich Shop

John hated when fat guys would come into the sandwich shop.

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Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 18,582

Lynne Koplitz - Homeless

Jesus never lived in Manhattan.

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Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 11,707

Gabriel Iglesias- The Sixth Level of Fat

Gabriel Iglesias has added a sixth level to his "Five Levels of Fatness" scale.

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Posted: 10/12/09
Views: 214,304

Ray Lipowski - Suck and Tuck

It's not attractive for a man or women to wear a tight shirt with their stomach hanging out.

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Posted: 07/26/10
Views: 1,953

 
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