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Chainsaw Consultant: An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee headcount, leaving the top brass with clean hands.
Cube Farm: An office filled with cubicles.
Prairie Dogging: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
Ego Surfing: Googling one's own name.
Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards.
Ohno Second: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a huge mistake.
SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Kids, Oppressive Mortgage.
Stress Puppy: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
Treeware: Printed documentation or paperwork.
Xerox Subsidy: Free photocopies from one's workplace.
Jim Gaffigan - Cake
Pie is like liquid cake.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), work/office (388),
Posted: 12/01/07
Views: 124,400
Stand-Up: Pete Lee - Passive-Aggressive Mascot
Pete is a mascot.
Tags: Pete Lee (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (664)
Posted: 02/13/09
Views: 2,259
Bill Burr - Cubicles
Bill Burr knew he was too stupid to run a business.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (770)
Posted: 02/13/03
Views: 8,315
Jimmy Dore - Graduating Early
Who is advising kids to graduate faster than they need to?
Tags: Jimmy Dore (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (388)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 3,370
Jeff Mac - Undercover Hitler
Here's a game to keep yourself entertained at the office.
Tags: Jeff Mac (3), work/office (388), physical humor (203)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 1,678
Tommy Johnagin - Applebee's Pins
Applebee's gives its waiters pins after they stay for two years.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), food (790), work/office (388)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 2,974
Ryan Stout - Laughter
Ryan likes to hear a laugh that comes from human empathy.
Tags: Ryan Stout (4), imitations (770), work/office (388)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 1,149
Eddie Gossling - Quitting
If you get fired, especially from a bad job, you should go off.
Tags: Eddie Gossling (11), Premium Blend (750), work/office (388)
Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 694
Happy Hour Survival Guide - Martha Kelly: Back to Work
Nearly drowning is one way to prepare for a new job.
Tags: Martha Kelly (3), Premium Blend (750), work/office (388)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 1,280
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