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Chainsaw Consultant: An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee headcount, leaving the top brass with clean hands.
Cube Farm: An office filled with cubicles.
Prairie Dogging: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
Ego Surfing: Googling one's own name.
Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards.
Ohno Second: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a huge mistake.
SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Kids, Oppressive Mortgage.
Stress Puppy: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
Treeware: Printed documentation or paperwork.
Xerox Subsidy: Free photocopies from one's workplace.
Jim Gaffigan - Cake
Pie is like liquid cake.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), work/office (398),
Posted: 12/01/07
Views: 125,310
Ryan Stout - Laughter
Ryan likes to hear a laugh that comes from human empathy.
Tags: Ryan Stout (4), imitations (772), work/office (398)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 1,181
Mike DeNicola - Midgets
Ever see a midget run a three-legged race?
Tags: Mike DeNicola (1), work/office (398), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 1,053
Stand-Up: Pete Lee - Passive-Aggressive Mascot
Pete is a mascot.
Tags: Pete Lee (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)
Posted: 02/13/09
Views: 2,294
Eddie Gossling - Quitting
If you get fired, especially from a bad job, you should go off.
Tags: Eddie Gossling (11), Premium Blend (750), work/office (398)
Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 716
Jamie Kennedy - Smoking Pot
Smoke pot -- get paid.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), Premium Blend (750), drugs (639)
Posted: 03/03/05
Views: 4,840
Rodney Laney - Good Job
A one word job might be a good job.
Tags: Rodney Laney (3), Premium Blend (750), work/office (398)
Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 835
Happy Hour Survival Guide - Martha Kelly: Back to Work
Nearly drowning is one way to prepare for a new job.
Tags: Martha Kelly (3), Premium Blend (750), work/office (398)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 1,291
Christian Finnegan - Interview
CCP: Christian Finnegan
Tags: Christian Finnegan (28), work/office (398), toys & games (69)
Posted: 03/10/05
Views: 13,733
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