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Maria Bamford: Incoming Calls
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My supervisor -- let's call him Greenbean -- said that there were certain bigwigs who you should never put on hold, certain VIPs who you should never put on hold, and I could never remember who those people were. So, I put everyone on hold and I conferenced them, and I let them sort it out amongst themselves.
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Posted: 02/15/07

Maria Bamford - Female Bosses

Your female boss wants you to go take a break and get her a latte.

Tags: Maria Bamford (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 07/01/01
Views: 6,510

Maria Bamford - Cults

Being in a cult is great -- the spaceship is coming.

Tags: Maria Bamford (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)

Posted: 07/01/01
Views: 4,143

Happy Hour Survival Guide - Maria Bamford: Office Enemy

Sometimes it's hard to get along with people at the office.

Tags: Maria Bamford (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)

Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 26,530

Maria Bamford - Fired Temp

It is very important to follow your supervisor's rules at work.

Tags: Maria Bamford (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (398)

Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 4,433

Maria Bamford - Dr. Sister

Maria Bamford's sister is a very successful doctor.

Tags: Maria Bamford (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 5,285

Maria Bamford - First Girl-Boy Party

Have a good time -- just don't get pregnant.

Tags: Maria Bamford (22), sex (1283), imitations (772)

Posted: 12/06/99
Views: 1,827

Maria Bamford - Nemesis

Going back to your hometown can be kind of annoying.

Tags: Maria Bamford (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)

Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 2,193

Maria Bamford - Standards of Beauty

It's hard in L.A., but where Maria Bamford's from, she's a goddess.

Tags: Maria Bamford (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 07/01/01
Views: 6,613

Maria Bamford - Breast Implants

Maria Bamford's 32AA breasts are rare, exquisite miniatures.

Tags: Maria Bamford (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 07/01/01
Views: 9,266

Maria Bamford - High-Pitched, Grating Voice

Maria Bamford's agent wants her to know how grating her voice is.

Tags: Maria Bamford (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)

Posted: 07/01/01
Views: 8,452

 
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