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Louis C.K.: Working in Fast Food
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The guy came up to
me, my manager, the first day and said, 'I want you to go to all the tables, scrape the gum off with a butter knife.' And I was thinking, 'I'm not doing that. I'm definitely not doing it.' But I thought, why just say, 'No! The hell with you!' and get fired? That's boring. Instead I said to him, 'Yeah, OK. I'll do it.' Then, I didn't do it, and he came up to me later: 'Did you scrape the gum off the tables?' I was like, 'Oh, yeah, of course I did, sure.' And later, he comes up, he goes, 'You didn't scrape the gum off the tables?' I'm like, 'Ah! No. Damn.' 'Are you gonna do it?' 'Yeah, of course I'm gonna do it.' Three days later, I got fired. I got paid for three days.
Louis C.K. - Getting Fired
Louis C.K. gets fired from a bad fast food job.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 2,876
Happy Hour Survival Guide - Louis C.K.: Talking to Strangers
Louis C.K likes to talk to strangers but not about boring things.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (593)
Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 6,536
Louis C.K. - Underwear of Choice
Louis' crotch is a bummer.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), lookin' good (362), balls (124)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 47,714
Jim Gaffigan - Cake
Pie is like liquid cake.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), work/office (388),
Posted: 12/01/07
Views: 124,439
Louis C.K. - New York City Subway
Louis C.K can't figure out the New York City subways.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (593)
Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 11,649
Louis C.K. - People are Afraid
Louis C.K. thinks white people are too afraid of Harlem.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 7,861
Louis C.K. - Stupid People
Louis C.K compares stupid and crazy people.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (593)
Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 4,703
Louis C.K. - Banks
Louis C.K expresses his anger with his bank.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 6,817
Louis C.K. - Hugh Penny
Hugh Penny suffers from a disease and also plays the violin.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), health (956), animals (783)
Posted: 11/22/99
Views: 921
Louis C.K. - Mary Swanson
Davie Swanson's father gave him talent.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), kids (828), animals (783)
Posted: 11/22/99
Views: 442
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