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Victor: "Mom, do I have to? All the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me, too."
Mother: "Yes, you do."
Victor: "Give me one good reason."
Mother: "Because you're 34 years old, and you're the principal."
Paul F. Tompkins - Fantasy Camp
If you never got to go pro as a migrant worker, you can always go to fantasy camp.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 741
Eddie Gossling - Math
NASA is one place you can't ballpark math.
Tags: Eddie Gossling (11), Premium Blend (750), work/office (398)
Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 954
Cory Kahaney - Saying "F"
Cory gets in trouble for her daughter's foul mouth.
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/31/00
Views: 1,158
Tom Agna - Word Problems
Joe skipped town on a train traveling at 100 mph.
Tags: Tom Agna (2), imitations (772), crime (415)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 1,043
Todd Barry - Substitute Teacher
Todd made $72.14 during his first year of substitute teaching.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,063
Harris Stanton - Minimum Wage
Harris Stanton knows what it's like to work for minimum wage.
Tags: Harris Stanton (2), Premium Blend (750), work/office (398)
Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 328
Adam Ferrara - Easter
Nobody can explain this holiday.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 1,340
Reno Collier - Physical Education
If you teach in a school, you better be a good liar.
Tags: Reno Collier (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/03/05
Views: 1,684
Laura House - Public School
Laura's students used to tease her.
Tags: Laura House (3), kids (841), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/29/98
Views: 466
Jimmy Dore - Catholic School
Jimmy Dore went to Catholic school for 12 years.
Tags: Jimmy Dore (17), money (865), religion (776)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 6,321
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