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If you sell things over
the phone, the dream went awry somewhere, and you're working in a sweat box trying to make quota so you can buy some speed.
Greg Behrendt - Telemarketers
Greg Behrendt's difficult last name has a plus -- he knows when a telemarketer is on the phone.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 1,195
Greg Behrendt - Working in Retail
Men don't like to be waited on because they're afraid they'll do something gay.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), men/women (1003), gay/homosexual (633)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 491
Greg Behrendt - Airport Idiots
The airport idiot is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), animals (791), music (727)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 6,736
Jamie Kennedy - Smoking Pot
Smoke pot -- get paid.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), Premium Blend (750), drugs (639)
Posted: 03/03/05
Views: 4,840
Wil Shriner - Working Comedy
Every 30 seconds, a comedian bombs somewhere.
Tags: Wil Shriner (1), drugs (639), work/office (398)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 570
Greg Behrendt - The Pretzel Cracker
There are no words to describe the glory that is the half-pretzel/half-cracker.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), food (804), parents (525)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 1,291
Marc Maron - Drug Testing
Thankfully, there is no drug testing in stand-up comedy.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 429
Paul Mecurio - Double Life
Try not to get high on career day.
Tags: Paul Mecurio (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 2,606
John Wessling - Democrats in Texas
John Wessling is a Democrat from Texas.
Tags: John Wessling (2), drugs (639), work/office (398)
Posted: 08/31/06
Views: 197
Roz G - Large and in Charge
Roz G doesn't date fat men.
Tags: Roz G (1), Premium Blend (750), dating (656)
Posted: 12/18/03
Views: 961
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