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They can make a lot of money off of sending people to jail these days because it's like prison-for-work camps and things like that. And did anybody know that three of the biggest shoe companies have invested in the prison system now? So you know what comes next? Prison commercials. Can you see some of the brothers in there doing a shoe commercial? Live from jail? 'If I'd a had these on, dog, I'd a got away.'
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