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Eddie Gossling: The Importance of Math
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I suck at math. If you suck at math, you can't get a cool job later on in life. That's a big reason I'm a comic is because I suck at math. If it wasn't for math, I'd be the funniest guy at NASA.
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Posted: 10/04/01

Eddie Gossling - Math

NASA is one place you can't ballpark math.

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Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 956

Eddie Gossling - Quitting

If you get fired, especially from a bad job, you should go off.

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Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 718

Eddie Gossling - Alien Abduction

Eddie is not the guy you bring back to your planet.

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Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 518

Eddie Gossling - Corrections

Eddie can tell that he's dreaming if he has a job.

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Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 272

Eddie Gossling - Racing

Eddie Gossling is Seabiscuit.

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Posted: 02/19/04
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Rich Vos - Hotels

Rich fixes the coffee pot.

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Posted: 02/14/08
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Kevin Rooney - Stupid People

Not everyone has the same sense of humor.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 487

Tom Parks - Education

Tom wasn't a very good student.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 332

Reno Collier - Physical Education

If you teach in a school, you better be a good liar.

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Posted: 03/03/05
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Ted Alexandro - Music Teacher

Ted spent five years of his life teaching the recorder in New York City schools.

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Posted: 03/09/06
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