Eddie Gossling Jokes
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Eddie Gossling: Stop Going to Work
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You ever just stop going
to a job? You don't even quit; you just stop showing up one day. I've done that a lot. I'm probably still on a couple of schedules.
Eddie Gossling - Quitting
If you get fired, especially from a bad job, you should go off.
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Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 694
Eddie Gossling - Math
NASA is one place you can't ballpark math.
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Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 932
Eddie Gossling - Alien Abduction
Eddie is not the guy you bring back to your planet.
Tags: Eddie Gossling (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (770)
Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 505
Eddie Gossling - Corrections
Eddie can tell that he's dreaming if he has a job.
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Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 265
Eddie Gossling - Racing
Eddie Gossling is Seabiscuit.
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Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 247
Eddie Gossling - Catholic vs. Episcopalian
An Episcopalian priest gets stingy with the blood of Christ.
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Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 720
Eddie Gossling - Toilet Papering
Toilet papering never gets old.
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Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 659
Eddie Gossling - Coloring
Eddie is cool with some coloring.
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Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 158
Eddie Gossling - Educating
If you're not getting good grades in Nebraska, try moving to Louisiana.
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Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 783
Jim Gaffigan - Cake
Pie is like liquid cake.
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Posted: 12/01/07
Views: 124,437
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