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Eddie Gossling: Getting Fired
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If I ever have to
get another job, and I know I have to get fired that day, that day I'm going to go to work with a pocketful of glitter. And when my boss fires me, I'm going to be like, 'Oh, I'm sorry it didn't work out. Glitter?' And I'm going to throw it right in his face because you ever try to get glitter off before?
Eddie Gossling - Quitting
If you get fired, especially from a bad job, you should go off.
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Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 717
Eddie Gossling - Math
NASA is one place you can't ballpark math.
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Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 955
Eddie Gossling - Alien Abduction
Eddie is not the guy you bring back to your planet.
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Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 518
Eddie Gossling - Corrections
Eddie can tell that he's dreaming if he has a job.
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Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 272
Eddie Gossling - Racing
Eddie Gossling is Seabiscuit.
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Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 255
Eddie Gossling - Toilet Papering
Toilet papering never gets old.
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Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 692
Eddie Gossling - Catholic vs. Episcopalian
An Episcopalian priest gets stingy with the blood of Christ.
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Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 734
Eddie Gossling - Coloring
Eddie is cool with some coloring.
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Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 168
Eddie Gossling - Educating
If you're not getting good grades in Nebraska, try moving to Louisiana.
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Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 800
Jim Gaffigan - Cake
Pie is like liquid cake.
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Posted: 12/01/07
Views: 125,357
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