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Dan Naturman: At a Job Interview
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Here's an example of something you never say at a job interview: 'Can I have my resume back? It's my only copy.'
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Posted: 04/14/05

Dan Naturman - Job Interviews

The hardest part about the corporate world is the interview.

Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (388)

Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,085

Dan Naturman - Computer Skills

In most jobs, you've got to be computer literate.

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Posted: 11/08/01
Views: 839

Dan Naturman - Gay Men Have More Sex

Dan Naturman's butt is exit-only.

Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 3,851

Dan Naturman - Doctors

Doctors don't do anything except send you to other doctors and then send you bills.

Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)

Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,721

Dan Naturman - High-Maintenance Girls

High-maintenance girls are worth it -- if you've got it.

Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (649)

Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,736

Dan Naturman - JetBlue Airlines

JetBlue is new enough that the terrorists probably haven't heard of it yet.

Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (630)

Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,356

Dan Naturman - Nice Car

A nice car is attractive to a lot of women. With a '96 Geo, you're not getting top-quality booty.

Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)

Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,556

Dan Naturman - Michael Jackson

If Michael Jackson is guilty, he's certainly not your average child molester.

Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (649)

Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 926

Dan Naturman - Going to the Movies Alone

There's nothing worse than a chatterbox friend in a movie theater.

Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,204

Dan Naturman - Death Penalty

At least with the death penalty you get a last meal.

Tags: Dan Naturman (12), sex (1269), food (790)

Posted: 11/08/01
Views: 2,212

 
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