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Stand-up comedy -- I love
this job, and I gotta tell you, folks -- knock wood -- it's been working. 'Cause I was one of those kind of people, even when I had a regular job, I couldn't even call in sick right. You know, I was like, 'Hello? Yeah, I can't come in today. I have scurvy.'
Carol Leifer - Women in the Workplace
Women still have big strides to make in the workplace.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 623
Carol Leifer - Bad Breath
You know you're close with someone when you can tell him his breath stinks.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 2,300
Carol Leifer - Nude Beach
Everybody who shouldn't be naked is naked.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), lookin' good (362)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 2,125
Carol Leifer - Automatic Flush Toilets
How does it know?
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), physical humor (203)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 724
Carol Leifer - Celebrity Name Change
Only celebrities can pull off a name change.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 390
Carol Leifer - Near Death Experience
People who have almost died always talk about seeing a bright light.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 436
Carol Leifer - Having a Baby
It's scary to imagine the pain of giving birth.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 553
Carol Leifer - Gifts From Unknown Persons
Security guards at the airport are all over you.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), crime (412)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 352
Carol Leifer - Times Square
It used to be embarrassing to live in Times Square.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (593)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 79
Carol Leifer - Hotel Minibar
Jews will sit around and stare at the price list, mesmerized.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 175
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