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William Wilson: Tough Ugly Clothes
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Ugly clothes last a long
time, don't they? You can't wear out ugly clothes. I used to just crawl to school on my knees, trying to put a hole in the jeans, man. They still built them tough -- you can't wear them out.
Maryellen Hooper - Bathing Suits
Bathing suits are the worst to try on.
Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), lookin' good (369), fashion (230)
Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 3,245
William Wilson - Something That Will Last
Ugly clothes last a long time.
Tags: William Wilson (2), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 206
Happy Hour Survival Guide - Jimmy Dore: Irregular Clothing
Growing up poor meant shopping for irregular clothing.
Tags: Jimmy Dore (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,802
Margaret Smith - Jockey Underwear
Margaret wears 100% cotton underwear so she can breathe.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 791
Sebastian Maniscalco - Dress for Less
Irregular clothes aren't a good deal.
Tags: Sebastian Maniscalco (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 01/17/08
Views: 10,747
Susan Norfleet - Makeup
Susan has dull skin.
Tags: Susan Norfleet (4), health (976), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 183
Jimmy Dore - Growing Up Poor
As a kid, Jimmy wore clothes from the Sears outlet.
Tags: Jimmy Dore (17), money (865), growing up (453)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 2,686
Chuck Roy - Big and Tall Store
When your pant size is also a motor oil viscosity, you need to change your diet.
Tags: Chuck Roy (2), imitations (772), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 504
Judy Gold - Candy Bars
Judy Gold was a band nerd in high school.
Tags: Judy Gold (17), food (804), growing up (453)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 612
Carol Leifer - Lingerie
Lingerie is a rip-off.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 1,459
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