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Ugly clothes last a long
time, don't they? You can't wear out ugly clothes. I used to just crawl to school on my knees, trying to put a hole in the jeans, man. They still built them tough -- you can't wear them out.
Maryellen Hooper - Bathing Suits
Bathing suits are the worst to try on.
Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), lookin' good (260), fashion (181)
Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 3,399
William Wilson - Something That Will Last
Ugly clothes last a long time.
Tags: William Wilson (2), men/women (919), imitations (789)
Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 223
Happy Hour Survival Guide - Jimmy Dore: Irregular Clothing
Growing up poor meant shopping for irregular clothing.
Tags: Jimmy Dore (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (471)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,010
Sebastian Maniscalco - Dress for Less
Irregular clothes aren't a good deal.
Tags: Sebastian Maniscalco (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (471)
Posted: 01/17/08
Views: 11,959
Margaret Smith - Jockey Underwear
Margaret wears 100% cotton underwear so she can breathe.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (471)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 1,151
Susan Norfleet - Makeup
Susan has dull skin.
Tags: Susan Norfleet (4), health (540), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 220
Jimmy Dore - Growing Up Poor
As a kid, Jimmy wore clothes from the Sears outlet.
Tags: Jimmy Dore (16), money (470), growing up (423)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 2,965
Chuck Roy - Big and Tall Store
When your pant size is also a motor oil viscosity, you need to change your diet.
Tags: Chuck Roy (2), imitations (789), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 678
Anjelah Johnson - Sister's ID
When Anjelah was 14 years old, she snuck into night clubs with her sister's ID.
Tags: Anjelah Johnson (6), imitations (789), family (582)
Posted: 12/29/09
Views: 1,396
Judy Gold - Candy Bars
Judy Gold was a band nerd in high school.
Tags: Judy Gold (17), food (550), growing up (423)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 831
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