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We just had an old
brick church. It's like a barbeque pit, just hot -- HOT. Everybody in there's fanning. Old ladies got them old funeral parlor fans, they just fanning. I'm sweating. And the preacher, 'If you don't straighten out, you're going to hell!' I'm like, 'Well, what is this? Practice?'
William Wilson - Faker
William Wilson's grandmother is a fake.
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Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 228
William Wilson - Something That Will Last
Ugly clothes last a long time.
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Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 223
Anthony Griffith - Baptist
Anthony Griffith was jealous of Catholics growing up.
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Posted: 12/04/03
Views: 2,534
Julia Sweeney - God
Julia plans on asking God some atypical questions.
Tags: Julia Sweeney (5), growing up (423), religion (341)
Posted: 08/03/98
Views: 572
Bill Burr - Going to Church
Jesus' race is about the dumbest thing anybody could argue about.
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Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 10,572
Wanda Sykes - Memories
Wanda Sykes' family won't let her forget anything.
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Posted: 12/20/02
Views: 1,387
Julia Sweeney - Halloween
The nuns at Julia's school had the children dress as saints for Halloween.
Tags: Julia Sweeney (5), kids (642), growing up (423)
Posted: 08/03/98
Views: 1,000
Jim Gaffigan - The Pope
Anyone a pope here?
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Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 13,683
Isaac Witty - Happy Birthday Clown
Isaac Witty woke up to a life-size inflatable clown in his room.
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Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,066
Steve Sweeney - Rosary Downs
Steve lost the Catholic faith but still keeps the saints.
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Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 933
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