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We just had an old
brick church. It's like a barbeque pit, just hot -- HOT. Everybody in there's fanning. Old ladies got them old funeral parlor fans, they just fanning. I'm sweating. And the preacher, 'If you don't straighten out, you're going to hell!' I'm like, 'Well, what is this? Practice?'
William Wilson - Faker
William Wilson's grandmother is a fake.
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Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 206
William Wilson - Something That Will Last
Ugly clothes last a long time.
Tags: William Wilson (2), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 206
Anthony Griffith - Baptist
Anthony Griffith was jealous of Catholics growing up.
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Posted: 12/04/03
Views: 1,726
Bill Burr - Going to Church
Jesus' race is about the dumbest thing anybody could argue about.
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Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 8,768
Wanda Sykes - Memories
Wanda Sykes' family won't let her forget anything.
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Posted: 12/20/02
Views: 1,253
Julia Sweeney - God
Julia plans on asking God some atypical questions.
Tags: Julia Sweeney (5), religion (776), growing up (453)
Posted: 08/03/98
Views: 477
Jim Breuer - Playing
Kids have an urgency to play.
Tags: Jim Breuer (26), kids (841), religion (776)
Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 11,373
Kevin Hart - The Devil
Kevin's mother is overly religious.
Tags: Kevin Hart (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 12,379
Mike Birbiglia - Goals
Mike Birbiglia doesn't think "white bread" is an insult.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 5,077
Isaac Witty - Happy Birthday Clown
Isaac Witty woke up to a life-size inflatable clown in his room.
Tags: Isaac Witty (2), kids (841), religion (776)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,310
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