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I used to wonder, how come you can't graduate church? It ain't but one book -- can't we finish this one book?
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Posted: 05/12/94

William Wilson - Faker

William Wilson's grandmother is a fake.

Tags: William Wilson (2), imitations (787), family (581)

Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 228

William Wilson - Something That Will Last

Ugly clothes last a long time.

Tags: William Wilson (2), men/women (919), imitations (787)

Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 223

Paul Varghese - Terrorism Paranoia

Paul Varghese wants to kill the stereotypes about Arabic-looking people, so he's learning to dance.

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Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 2,357

Julia Sweeney - Halloween

The nuns at Julia's school had the children dress as saints for Halloween.

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Posted: 08/03/98
Views: 1,000

Julia Sweeney - Bible Critique

What would happen if Julia critiqued the Bible?

Tags: Julia Sweeney (5), religion (341), school (183)

Posted: 08/03/98
Views: 318

Steve Shaffer - Religion

Steve only gets religious when he has to fly.

Tags: Steve Shaffer (4), The A-List (486), religion (341)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 449

Jim Gaffigan - The Youngest Child

The youngest child has to deal with all the problems caused by the older children.

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Posted: 07/11/00
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Freddy Soto - The Good Book

The Bible was written in American -- just check any hotel drawer.

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Posted: 05/01/03
Views: 3,288

Tess - No Ring, No Ding-a-Ling

Tess offers advice to her mentees at her church.

Tags: Tess (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)

Posted: 02/24/05
Views: 1,050

Rickey Smiley - Amazing Grace

White churches get out on time.

Tags: Rickey Smiley (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (730)

Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 10,510

 
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