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I used to wonder, how come you can't graduate church? It ain't but one book -- can't we finish this one book?
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Posted: 05/12/94

William Wilson - Faker

William Wilson's grandmother is a fake.

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Posted: 05/12/94
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William Wilson - Something That Will Last

Ugly clothes last a long time.

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Paul Varghese - Terrorism Paranoia

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Steve Shaffer - Religion

Steve only gets religious when he has to fly.

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Rickey Smiley - Amazing Grace

White churches get out on time.

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Rodney Johnson - Preacher Dad

Rodney couldn't get in trouble like the other kids.

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Adam Ferrara - Easter

Nobody can explain this holiday.

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Freddy Soto - The Good Book

The Bible was written in American -- just check any hotel drawer.

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