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Will Durst: Nixon, Carter and Kennedy on a Boat
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Nixon, Carter, Kennedy are on a boat. The boat's going down. Carter says, 'Women and children first.' Nixon says, 'Screw them.' Kennedy says, 'Do you think we have time?'
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