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Will Durst: Democrats Form a Firing Squad
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The Democrats are useless. If they were asked to form a firing squad, they'd all get into a circle.
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Posted: 02/24/92

Will Durst - Political Correctness

He's not fat; he's gravity enhanced.

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Will Durst - Reproduction Squad

Why is abortion bad but capital punishment good?

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Brian reads goodly.

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