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Whitney Cummings: Hump Day
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If Wednesday is Hump Day,
Thursday should be Panic, Regret, I Can't Find My Left Shoe and Why Does It Burn When I Pee? Day.
Whitney Cummings - Penises Are Like Snowflakes
Women are beautiful but men are f**king disgusting.
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Posted: 01/17/11
Views: 39,755
Whitney Cummings - Copying Porn Moves
Women can always tell when men have been watching porn.
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Posted: 08/02/10
Views: 175,407
DVD Exclusive - Whitney Cummings - Porn Screaming
Whitney Cummings will occasionally whisper encouraging things in the bedroom.
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Posted: 01/11/11
Views: 35,459
The Hot List - Whitney Cummings - Stand-Up and Sex
Whitney compares stand-up to sex: there's always crying and she gets paid to do it.
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Posted: 12/12/09
Views: 40,642
Whitney Cummings - Emotional Ninjas
Ladies, giving your boyfriend the silent treatment is not a punishment -- it's a reward.
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Posted: 08/22/10
Views: 50,545
Whitney Cummings - The Pump Fake
Women aren't cheaper than men; they just don't expect to pay for anything.
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Posted: 08/02/10
Views: 65,713
Whitney Cummings - Balls Are Disgusting
Balls look like that thing hanging off a rooster's chin.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), men/women (1155), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 08/02/10
Views: 90,647
George Hamilton - First Order of Business
Classically-trained actor George Hamilton likes to take in the scenery before getting down to work.
Tags: sex (1202), insults (291)
Posted: 08/15/10
Views: 4,462
Tracy Morgan - Titties
Don't be putting that alien stuff in your body.
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Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 8,244
Whitney Cummings - Obsessed With Sports
Men will wear jerseys for teams that they're not even on, but still think they're on the team.
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Posted: 08/22/10
Views: 38,922
