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What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll?

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Posted: 10/30/08

Jeff Garcia - Kids

Jeff's kids get in the way of his sex life.

Tags: Jeff Garcia (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 3,185

Judah Friedlander - Horror

Judah writes horror books for children because you're never too young to go through life scared.

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Posted: 10/30/09
Views: 26,500

Larry the Cable Guy - Class Reunion

Larry's brand new CD 'Tailgate Party,' filmed live in front of 53,000 people, is in stores now.

Tags: Larry the Cable Guy (35), sex (1283), family (667)

Posted: 09/21/06
Views: 14,019

Robert Hawkins - Write Home

Nowadays, kids can get Crunch Berries cereal without the crunch.

Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 265

Charlie Grandy - Tommy and Pamela's Kids

It's bad enough when your classmates find out your parents have a van.

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Posted: 11/08/02
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Mike Birbiglia - Porno for Parents

Mike Birbiglia's parents pay the price for not knowing their way around the Internet.

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Posted: 08/14/09
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Gabriel Iglesias - Hookers

You never forget the first time you have to explain to your kid what a hooker is.

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Posted: 11/09/09
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Greg Giraldo - Drinking

Why do kids get to do all the drinking and drugging?

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Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 5,716

Paul Nardizzi - Pregnancy

Paul Nardizzi has four "cordless" kids.

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Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 2,020

Bert Kreischer - Kids' Urinal

Bert accidentally peed in a kid-sized urinal.

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Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 3,050

 
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