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What's the difference between a wife and a job?

After ten years the job still sucks!

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Posted: 10/30/08

Mark Pitta - Cool Whip

How busy could the Cool Whip hotline get?

Tags: Mark Pitta (5), food (804), imitations (772)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,465

John Heffron - Second Business

John's wife has him on call 24/7.

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Paul Provenza - Windex

We pay the price for other people's stupidity all the time.

Tags: Paul Provenza (15), health (976), money (865)

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Views: 299

Jake Johannsen - Phone Cons

They want your credit card number.

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Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 553

Drew Hastings - Act of God

When did insurance agents get so religious?

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Jackie Kashian - Salesman Father

It would drive Jackie's father nuts when she had to sell stuff for school.

Tags: Jackie Kashian (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 02/27/03
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Charlie Viracola - Cable Strippers

Cable companies don't have the courtesy to come at a specific time.

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Posted: 05/15/03
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Gregg Rogell's new plan lets him use his cell phone Mondays between five and seven in the morning.

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Dan Naturman - Job Interviews

The hardest part about the corporate world is the interview.

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Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,096

 
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