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What's red and crawls up your leg?

A homesick abortion!

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Posted: 10/30/08

Larry the Cable Guy - Class Reunion

Larry's brand new CD 'Tailgate Party,' filmed live in front of 53,000 people, is in stores now.

Tags: Larry the Cable Guy (35), sex (1283), family (667)

Posted: 09/21/06
Views: 14,050

Hugh Fink - Long Story Short

Sometimes people make long stories too short.

Tags: Hugh Fink (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 06/25/99
Views: 884

Jay Mohr - Talking About Masturbation

Men talk about masturbation like it's nothing.

Tags: Jay Mohr (21), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 6,310

Dom Irrera - Human Manatee

No one would want to roofie Louie Irrera.

Tags: Dom Irrera (9), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 1,144

Julian McCullough - Gay Roommates

Living with a gay couple is like living in Pottery Barn.

Tags: Julian McCullough (4), sex (1283), health (976)

Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 1,972

Jon Reep - The Ass Collector

Jon comes face to ass with the biggest, roundest, lumpiest ass anyone has ever seen ever.

Tags: Jon Reep (18), fashion (230), gross-out (89)

Posted: 10/17/09
Views: 14,850

Bill Engvall - Healthy Living

Send Bill to Heaven with a Slim Jim.

Tags: Bill Engvall (11), health (976), death (318)

Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 44,974

Mike Birbiglia - Jitters

Mike threw up before his first stand-up performance.

Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 02/07/08
Views: 3,974

Shaun Majumder - Concave

You can still be a woman with small boobies.

Tags: Shaun Majumder (1), sex (1283), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 12/20/02
Views: 847

Anita Wise - Cleaning

Organic exterminators can give you a headache.

Tags: Anita Wise (3), health (976), animals (791)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,572

 
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