"No," the teacher says, "you went on a train ride."
The second child says "I went on a tug-tug boat ride."
"No," the teacher says, "you went on a boat ride."
The third child says, full of pride, "I read a book." "Which one?" asks the teacher.
"Winnie-the-Shit!"
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White churches get out on time.
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Fat kids are taking over.
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Anthony has never hit his mother.
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Jo talks about being the class clown.
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