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Two janitors outside heard the teacher and one said to the other, ''Jeez, she better stop telling the kids about her mental problems!''
You do not hit Daddy like that, bitch!
My life was recess in 6th grade.
I'm a stay-at-home dad.
When did you decide to be a comedian?
When you're old, you wake up angry.
Kevin has run from fights before.
If you're life is "f**ked up, you need weed.
Bob's friends don't get the whole baby thing.
Babies got it good -- they don't even have to wipe themselves.
Nine-year-olds are fun, pure and innocent -- but damn they're annoying.

