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A teacher asked a pupil a question, but she could barely hear the child speaking since the other kids were making too much noise. In an attempt to quiet them, she said, ''I can hear voices!''

Two janitors outside heard the teacher and one said to the other, ''Jeez, she better stop telling the kids about her mental problems!''

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