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9) Memo to Adam: Ditch the apples, try chocolate!
8) Saint Peter wouldn't do the actual judging -- he'd hire a temp.
7) Ten plagues and God never thought of daytime talk shows?
6) All this smiting and no one filed a suit against God?
5) “Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy?” -- GO FORTY-NINERS!
4) Why did Moses spend all his time parting seas when there are all those great legs out there?
3) How can you trust someone who turns water into wine?
2) Satan provides free heating, work for everyone, never evicts you and doesn't give a damn about your credit rating. This is bad HOW?
1.) Out with “Into the ark, two by two,” in with Jerry Springer love triangles!
Lewis Black - Jews
There are Jews who walk among you.
Tags: Lewis Black (320), religion (776),
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 2,157
Jim Gaffigan - Jesus
Do you think Jesus was a good carpenter?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (804), religion (776)
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 38,661
Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 2
Lewis explains religion.
Tags: Lewis Black (320), interview (2828), George W. Bush (2037)
Posted: 08/01/08
Views: 3,836
Dane Cook - God Bless You
When the sneeze hit, I took the high road.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), religion (776),
Posted: 06/28/00
Views: 32,775
Mo Mandel - Marrying Within the Faith
Mo's mom wants him to marry a Jewish girl.
Tags: Mo Mandel (6), religion (776), marriage (581)
Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 14,082
Earthquake - Expensive Church
You might be better off holding onto your money until you bump into God.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 4,992
Peter Berman - Coma
The coma is underrated.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 2,449
The Dueling Bankheads - Stealing Christmas
Salvation soldiers with ear-splitting cries -- we'll dress up a drunk in a Santa disguise.
Tags: The Dueling Bankheads (1), money (865), religion (776)
Posted: 11/28/97
Views: 1,068
Anthony Griffith - Baptist
Anthony Griffith was jealous of Catholics growing up.
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Posted: 12/04/03
Views: 1,729
Jim Hamilton - Intelligent Design
Jim Hamilton argues evolution with a four-year-old.
Tags: Jim Hamilton (2), religion (776), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 1,517
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