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10. Tommy Lee's Kickachickee
9.
Lorena Bobbit's Cutaweewee
8. Tanya Harding's Wackaneenee
7. Kenneth Starr's Catchacrookie
6. Louis Farakhan's Killawhitey
5. O.J. Simpson's Killachickee
4. Michael Jackson's Wannabewhitey
3. President Clinton's Getacoochie
2. Ellen Degeneres' Lickacoochie
1. Monica Lewinsky's Camp Suckapeepee
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Posted: 10/30/08

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There's no use asking the dumb kids for answers.

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Jack doesn't hit his children.

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We have to treat our teachers better.

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Cory's daughter got in trouble for saying, "F."

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You're not supposed to laugh at disabilities.

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Craig's twins are freaks.

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Cory gets in trouble for her daughter's foul mouth.

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