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"May I speak to your parents?"
"They're busy."
"Oh. Is anybody else there?"
"The police."
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy."
"Oh. Is anybody else there?"
"The firemen."
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy."
"So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing?"
"Looking for me."
Gerry Dee - Recess
My life was recess in 6th grade.
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Posted: 06/08/08
Views: 17,945
Todd Glass - Thin Pig Exclusive
Todd Glass descends upon his marketing company to find out how they're going to sell his new CD.
Tags: Todd Glass (16), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 06/28/09
Views: 160
Gerry Dee - Taping
What are the odds of finding a kid who'll agree to a penis taping?
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Posted: 06/08/08
Views: 7,489
Gabriel Iglesias - Chocolate Cake
Dealing with free chocolate cake is serious business.
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 11/09/09
Views: 28,733
Jeff Dunham - A Mother's Body
Jeff Dunham and Peanut are happy to be alive this Mother's Day.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 40,045
Jeff Dunham - The Jonas Brothers
Peanut hopes you're proud of your kids.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), kids (841), music (727)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 29,164
Jeff Dunham - Thank You, Jack Daniels
Jeff and Peanut thank the people who made them possible.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 32,596
Jeff Dunham - Father's Day Cards - To the Greatest Father In the World
Happy Father's Day to the greatest father in the world.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 06/18/09
Views: 26,620
Jeff Dunham - Father's Day Cards - Dear Dad, Guess What?
Jeff Dunham and Achmed have a surprise for your dad.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 06/18/09
Views: 24,754
Jeff Dunham: Father's Day Cards - Thanks For Having Me
Thank your dad for having you with this card from Jeff Dunham and Achmed.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 06/18/09
Views: 24,167
