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I asked a Jew who he was going to vote for as president.

He said, "Well, the last time Jews listened to a bush, they wandered in the desert for 40 years."

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Posted: 10/30/08

Jimmy Dore - Religious When It's Convenient

Christians always have a tough time justifying killing in a war.

Tags: Jimmy Dore (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), Iraq (1073)

Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,762

D.L. Hughley - The Pope

If the pope really believed he was going to Heaven, he wouldn't be surrounded by bullet-proof glass.

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Posted: 05/14/05
Views: 850

Lewis Black - Surviving

People deal with trauma differently.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 04/21/02
Views: 3,917

Richard Jeni - Brought Up Catholic

Richard Jeni had trouble staying awake during church as a kid.

Tags: Richard Jeni (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)

Posted: 05/05/02
Views: 1,407

Ted Alexandro - The Jacksons

The Jackson family could be in cahoots with the government.

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Posted: 03/09/06
Views: 578

Greg Fitzsimmons - Gay or Straight

Gay marriage could be the end of gay sex.

Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 318

Pat Dixon - Catholics

Catholics are like Ghostbusters.

Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)

Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 1,129

Christopher Titus - Sergeant Pepper

When four huge soldiers told Christopher to go meet Sergeant Pepper, he had to comply.

Tags: Christopher Titus (22), religion (776), TV (543)

Posted: 03/17/07
Views: 3,447

Dov Davidoff - The President Is High

It's not a political statement, left or right, but the president is high.

Tags: Dov Davidoff (10), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

Posted: 01/25/07
Views: 3,020

Aron Kader - Roman Numerals

Prince is not going to write a song called 'We're Gonna Party Down Like It's MCMDXXVII.'

Tags: Aron Kader (1), ethnic (814), religion (776)

Posted: 11/15/02
Views: 652

 
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