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He said, "Well, the last time Jews listened to a bush, they wandered in the desert for 40 years."
Christians always have a tough time justifying killing in a war.
If the pope really believed he was going to Heaven, he wouldn't be surrounded by bullet-proof glass.
People deal with trauma differently.
Richard Jeni had trouble staying awake during church as a kid.
The Jackson family could be in cahoots with the government.
Gay marriage could be the end of gay sex.
Catholics are like Ghostbusters.
When four huge soldiers told Christopher to go meet Sergeant Pepper, he had to comply.
It's not a political statement, left or right, but the president is high.
Prince is not going to write a song called 'We're Gonna Party Down Like It's MCMDXXVII.'

