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Strangers on a Train

A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a poor farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with...  
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Watermelon

Three girls named Samantha, Janet and Rebecca were driving through the country, when all of a sudden their car stalls. Samantha remembers seeing a...  
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The Ghost

On a rainy night, three guys were driving through the countryside. Their car broke down, so they went to a nearby farm. The farmer said, "I only...  
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A man went on vacation to Texas...

A man went on vacation to Texas. He went into a diner and ordered an orange juice and a steak. The waitress brough a pitcher of orange juice and...  
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What's the best part about gardening?

What's the best part of gardening?

Getting down and dirty with my hoes  
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There was a farmer who grew watermelons.

There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon...  
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Those Lovely Farmer's Daughters

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to...  
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Farmers and Goats

Q: Why do farmers bang goats on the edge of cliffs?

A: So the goats will push back.  
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Broken Down

Once there was this man whose car broke down. He realized after looking for help for 10 minutes that there was a small farmhouse with an old lady...  
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Three-Legged Race

One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running...  
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