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She yells out in pain, "Oh Christ! Oh God, I said Christ! Oh shit, I said God! Oh, fuck, I said shit! Oh, who wants to be a fucking nun anyway?"
Bill Maher - Immigrants and Bestiality
Brown is the new pink in 2008.
Tags: Bill Maher (10), sex (1283), money (865)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 2,407
Bob Saget - A Goat
Some advice for not getting your junk chewed off by a goat.
Tags: Bob Saget (8), sex (1283), animals (791)
Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 1,515
Jake Johannsen - Cult Leader
It's much better to be the cult leader than the cult follower.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 848
Nick DiPaolo - Sexual Endurance
Guys have no energy after sex.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 4,563
Lewis Black - Jews
There are Jews who walk among you.
Tags: Lewis Black (320), religion (776),
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 2,157
Jim Gaffigan - Jesus
Do you think Jesus was a good carpenter?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (804), religion (776)
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 38,661
Geoff Bolt - Smoking
Cigarettes will make you look cool.
Tags: Geoff Bolt (2), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,155
Cathy Ladman - Jesus
Joseph and Mary will never invite the Wisemens to another party.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,826
Lauren Dombrowski - Sleeping Over
Size matters: small men are better.
Tags: Lauren Dombrowski (3), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 773
Paul Kozlowski - Premature
Ejaculating one minute into the sex act isn't funny.
Tags: Paul Kozlowski (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 569
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