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How did Bill Clinton practice safe sex?

He didn't light the cigar.

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Posted: 10/30/08

Jack Coen - Monica Lewinsky

Jack feels sorry for Monica Lewinsky.

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It seems like Bill Clinton is getting sued by women everywhere.

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