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Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm schizophrenic

And so am I

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Posted: 10/30/08

Richard Jeni - Inconvenient

Anti-diarrhea commercials are too unrealistic.

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The barber always makes the same joke to bald customers.

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Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!

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These days, casual sex leads to a day of praying and scrubbing.

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Jazz began in New Orleans and spread like a venereal disease.

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