Anti-diarrhea commercials are too unrealistic.
The barber always makes the same joke to bald customers.
Jeremy Hotz likes free stuff because he's cheap.
The World's Strongest Man competition is truly bizarre.
"The Book of Answers" would be better than "The Book of Questions."
Beeping watches, pagers and cell phones make it sound like you're in Star Wars.
How bad is your insurance if Dr. Dre is your actual doctor?
Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!
These days, casual sex leads to a day of praying and scrubbing.
Jazz began in New Orleans and spread like a venereal disease.

