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Redneck Christmas Shopping
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You know you're a redneck when...

you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.

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Posted: 10/30/08

Ron White - Robert Tilton

Ron White didn't feel the urge to send Robert Tilton $1,000.

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Jim makes a pilgrimage to the spot where JFK was shot.

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Larry at Victoria's Secret

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Sweet, young and juicy

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Juston gets crap for Christmas every year.

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Why can't men have a Bad Weiner Day?

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