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you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.
Ron White didn't feel the urge to send Robert Tilton $1,000.
Jim makes a pilgrimage to the spot where JFK was shot.
Larry at Victoria's Secret
Stacking the medicine cabinet
Sweet, young and juicy
Ron White appreciates the well-named product that protects his couch.
Bruce is scared of rednecks.
Juston gets crap for Christmas every year.
I think I'm suffering from Road Rage Finger.
Why can't men have a Bad Weiner Day?
Robert Frost and a redneck came to heaven's gate at the same
time. St. Peter stood at the gate with instuctions for the two: ''You cannot enter the...
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George W. Bush is visiting a primary school and he visits one
of the
classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and
their...
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A truck driver was driving down the highway when he sees a
priest hitchhiking on the road. He stops to pick up the priest, but he has a few...
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What do you call a lesbian with ten girlfriends?
A Bush Hog
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Dear Son,
I'm writing this slow 'cause I
know you
can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read...
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What do you call 32 West Virginian women in one room?
A full set of teeth.
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How do you know if a redneck has been in your house?
All
your garbage is gone and your dog is pregnant.
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Q: What do rednecks do on Halloween?
A: Pump kin.
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What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in a room?
A
full set of teeth.
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There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls
him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ''Herman, be careful! I just...
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