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Sometimes people make long stories too short.
It's hard to get relaxed during a massage.
You can still be a woman with small boobies.
HIV tests can be nerve-racking.
Doctors don't tell you anything you don't already know.
Contraceptive foam is the Cheez Whiz of birth control.
Don't be putting that alien stuff in your body.
Todd made a good choice with his box of condoms.
Sluggo loves going to the vet.
Texas is putting in a death penalty express lane.
What's red and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion!
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Did you hear about the redneck who went to the hospital to have
a mole removed from his d*ck?
He swore off sex with them creatures forever.
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A woman from Alabama, who knew absolutely nothing about sex,
fell in love with a man and agreed to marry him. The honeymoon went well and was great...
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A newly married hillbilly couple decided they wanted children,
but didn't know how to go about it. Questions and conversations with friends and...
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How do you get a redneck gal pregnant?
Come on her shoes
and let the flies do the rest.
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How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the
chin!
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A news reporter decided to do a column on old Southern stories.
He goes to the hills of Kentucky and finds an old guy sitting on his porch. ''Do...
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Two good ol' boys were driving down the road when they needed
some gas. After a while, they saw a sign that read "Free Sex with Fill-up." They...
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A city girl was driving back to town after attending a family
funeral when she ran out of gas. It was getting late so she asked two good ol' boys...
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A new law recently passed in Arkansas.
When a couple is
divorced, they can still legally be brother and sister.
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