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The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient.
"Sir," the usher said, "if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager."
Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly.
"All right, buddy. What's your name?"
"Sam," the man moaned.
"Where ya from, Sam?" the cop asked.
"The balcony."
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Every boy band has a Designated Badass.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
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Sean has his reasons why he always sits near the aisle.
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Views: 809
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Have you noticed that now every woman in America is posing butt-naked?
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Views: 1,351
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There aren't too many good nicknames left for the next rock 'n' roll legend.
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Views: 3,177
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It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), music (710), TV (536)
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Views: 1,416
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I made myself watch eight straight hours of Fox News.
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Views: 93,075
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There are some great movies out, but there's no black people in them.
Tags: Mark Curry (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 06/11/99
Views: 921
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New York City has changed.
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Views: 1,101
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Todd Barry can't believe people still want to be on that show.
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Posted: 07/23/99
Views: 426
