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"To kiss your red lips, I need red wine." So he poured red wine over her lips and continued to kiss her. He moved on to her white, white breasts.
"To kiss your white breasts, I need white wine." So he poured white wine over her breasts and continued to kiss them. He then moved on to her bush. He poured brandy all over it and set it alight.
"Louis!" she screamed. "What are you doing?"
"Baby," he said, "when I go down, I GO DOWN IN FLAMES!"
Mitch Fatel - Breasts
Women always think men prefer big breasts, but really small breasts have more personality.
Tags: Mitch Fatel (13), sex (1283), breasts (63)
Posted: 09/08/09
Views: 53,508
Greg Giraldo - Cleavage
Cleavage isn't a smart bomb.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 4,358
Dov Davidoff - Magnum Condoms
They could probably be better used as waders on a fly fishing trip.
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Posted: 11/18/04
Views: 1,920
Lynne Koplitz - Passionate Men
Lynne loves it that men give sex their all.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 7,773
Jimmy Pardo - Buxom Barber
Jimmy is trapped by his barber's breasts.
Tags: Jimmy Pardo (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/30/02
Views: 1,082
Jack Coen - Breast Implants
Those breast implants are really lifelike.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,232
Stevie Ray Fromstein - Ladies
Stevie Ray fantasizes about making love to two women in the same year.
Tags: Stevie Ray Fromstein (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 434
Nick Griffin - Fake Breasts
It's not the woman's responsibility to have big breasts.
Tags: Nick Griffin (4), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/10/00
Views: 2,594
Jimmy Carr - Women's Problems
Women's problems end any conversation.
Tags: Jimmy Carr (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 3,240
Pat Dixon - Blow Up Doll
Making love to an inflatable woman is a lot of fun the first time.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 1,452
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