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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

'Cause he was dead!

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Posted: 10/30/08

Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute

The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.

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My little lobster...

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