Shorties: Jim Gaffigan - Bald at the Beach
Hot Pockets are for the drunk.
This is a pain in the ass. Am I the butler?
Pie is like liquid cake.
Hide eggs for Jesus!
The fattest crackhead
Teaser
Do you think Jesus was a good carpenter?
I wanted her to have my old girlfriend's name.
The people calling Jim a self-promoter would look good in a "King Baby" t-shirt.