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"Jesus is gonna get you." The robber ignored it, and takes the TV. Again, the parrot cries out.
"Jesus is gonna get you." The robber started to get a little worried.
"What's your name, birdie?"
"Moses."
"What dumbass named you Moses?"
"The same dumbass who called his rottweiler Jesus."
Earthquake - Noah's Ark
There's no way Noah was a black man.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 3,020
Stephen Lynch - Beelz
Satan is a Capricorn.
Tags: Stephen Lynch (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 01/10/08
Views: 38,597
Christian Finnegan - Mother Nature's Mistakes
Christian's wife has a Chihuahua.
Tags: Christian Finnegan (28), animals (791), religion (776)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 769
Jeff Marder - Two Hemispheres
Two brain hemispheres, two microphones.
Tags: Jeff Marder (5), animals (791), religion (776)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 225
Mark Brazill - You're Not My Real Dad
Do you think Joseph sent Jesus to his room?
Tags: Mark Brazill (2), men/women (1003), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 438
Tom Kenny - Aftershocks
Animals are prescient when it comes to earthquakes.
Tags: Tom Kenny (7), men/women (1003), animals (791)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 353
Rob Weinstein - Camping
It is hard to tell if a rodent is Irish in the dark.
Tags: Rob Weinstein (2), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 354
D.C. Benny - German Shepherd
Being Jewish and owning a German Shepherd is not a good mix.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), animals (791), religion (776)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 1,498
Freddy Soto - The Human Race
Adjectives describe people, places and things.
Tags: Freddy Soto (10), men/women (1003), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 2,916
Tommy Tiernan - Bible
Let there be light.
Tags: Tommy Tiernan (7), animals (791), religion (776)
Posted: 03/13/08
Views: 10,279
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