One time in heaven Saint
Peter said to Jesus, I'm going on vacation and I want you to watch the pearly gates. Everybody who comes up, you ask the questions and you decide if will stay here in heaven.
Okay, Saint Peter, I will, said Jesus.
Jesus was receiving everybody when, he spied a blind and very old man coming toward him. Jesus said to him, tell me about your life.
And the old man said, I remember nothing about my life. The only thing I remember is that my son was very famous on the earth and I was a carpenter.
Jesus thought, A son very famous and he was a carpenter, he must be Joseph. Jesus with his eyes full of tears said, Father?
The old man, touching the face of Jesus said, Is that you Pinocchio?