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What do you call a masturbating cow?

Beef Stroke-n-off

Filed Under: sex (2379),  animals (947),  gross-out (686)
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Posted: 10/30/08

Bob Saget - A Goat

Some advice for not getting your junk chewed off by a goat.

Tags: Bob Saget (8), sex (1283), animals (791)

Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 1,515

Steve McGrew - Sex

It's gross to think of your parents having sex.

Tags: Steve McGrew (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 09/24/04
Views: 7,159

Bill Maher - Immigrants and Bestiality

Brown is the new pink in 2008.

Tags: Bill Maher (10), sex (1283), money (865)

Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 2,407

Larry the Cable Guy - Class Reunion

Larry's brand new CD 'Tailgate Party,' filmed live in front of 53,000 people, is in stores now.

Tags: Larry the Cable Guy (35), sex (1283), family (667)

Posted: 09/21/06
Views: 14,042

Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Marsupial Sex

Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1283), animals (791)

Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 1,075

Anita Wise - Cleaning

Organic exterminators can give you a headache.

Tags: Anita Wise (3), health (976), animals (791)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,572

Jackie Flynn - Strange Meat

Microwave cheeseburgers have just enough meat to qualify.

Tags: Jackie Flynn (3), food (804), animals (791)

Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 368

Damon Wayans - White Folks' Dogs

Dogs are too picky about where they poop.

Tags: Damon Wayans (16), ethnic (814), food (804)

Posted: 01/05/06
Views: 2,198

Bill Burr - Animal Population

Deer didn't put a hole in the ozone layer.

Tags: Bill Burr (27), sex (1283), animals (791)

Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 43,257

Jimmy Aleck - It's a Guy Thing

There are things men do you'll never see women do.

Tags: Jimmy Aleck (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,456

 
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