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Pat Hazell - Grocery Store
No one ever messes with the grocery spacer.
Tags: Pat Hazell (3), food (790), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 791
Colin Quinn - Safari
Lions are a joke in Africa.
Tags: Colin Quinn (13), animals (783), travel (306)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 2,688
Marc Maron - Negative Energy
Marc Maron gets to the root of violence in the Middle East.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (326)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 1,605
Isaac Witty - Free Tibet
Isaac Witty can't help Tibet.
Tags: Isaac Witty (2), Premium Blend (750), technology (347)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 914
Jackie Kashian - North Platt, NE
This town is filled with horrible, horrible people.
Tags: Jackie Kashian (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), parents (519)
Posted: 02/27/03
Views: 1,682
A.J. Jamal - U.S. Aid
The only reason Bosnia didn't bomb us was because they were hungry.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), food (790), imitations (770)
Posted: 07/22/93
Views: 1,785
Todd Lynn - Showers with Girlfriends
Women hog all the hot water in the shower.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), men/women (987), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/15/02
Views: 2,609
Vanessa Hollingshead - America
Americans rush to do nothing.
Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 1,797
Arj Barker - Irish Soap
Ireland is not like the soap commercials.
Tags: Arj Barker (21), imitations (770), travel (306)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 2,187
Greg Giraldo - The Olympics
If you want to see how easy America has it compared to so many other countries, watch the Olympics.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sports (618), America (446)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 1,799
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