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One boy said he got a ''choo-choo.''
The teacher said, "Please use the proper grown-up word for what you have done. The word is train."
Another boy said he got a ''bow-wow.''
The teacher said please use the proper grown-up word for what you have done. The word is dog."
Another boy said I got a ''Winnie the Shit.''
Russ Meneve - Safety
Russ wants to arm wrestle elderly people while wearing a Superman suit.
Tags: Russ Meneve (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
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Views: 525
Margaret Smith - Dozen Eggs
Margaret is dating a bowler.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), kids (841), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 908
Doug Benson - Pee or Spank
The words 'pee' and 'spank' shouldn't even be said on the same day.
Tags: Doug Benson (29), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 1,603
Brian Regan - Bike Ramp
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Tags: Brian Regan (51), kids (841), sports (631)
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Views: 2,593
Kevin Brennan - Female Orgasms
Kevin Brennan advises women not to waste their time faking orgasms.
Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
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Views: 890
Kathleen Madigan - Insult to Injury
Figure skating teams must get really mad at each other all the time.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
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Views: 2,538
Tom Papa - Tommy Salami
Tom Papa wrestles in the lard ass weight class.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
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Views: 12,713
Charlie Viracola - Cell Phones
Charlie takes advantage of his nighttime minutes.
Tags: Charlie Viracola (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/15/03
Views: 608
Brian Kiley - Family
When Brian was a kid, his aunt always called him by his brother's name.
Tags: Brian Kiley (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 1,018
Mark Wheatle - The Homeless Situation
Even wheelchair-bound bums will walk for food.
Tags: Mark Wheatle (3), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 139
