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"Josh will have vanilla, Jim will have chocolate, and Fathead will have strawberry." Then the man smacks Fathead across the head. The girl couldn't stand it.
"Sir, I can't believe you treat your son like that.''
''There are only three things in life a man needs to be happy," said the man. "A nice house, a beautiful wife and a nice tight pussy. Fathead here went and ruined that.''
You never forget the first time you have to explain to your kid what a hooker is.
Latinos in the U.S. can multiply forever.
Sheryl plays some prostitution with her man.
Men don't have the option of being a prostitute.
Mike Birbiglia's parents pay the price for not knowing their way around the Internet.
Lisa's husband gets sex tips from HBO.
Drink, but don't drink yourself out of the game.
Why do kids get to do all the drinking and drugging?
My life was recess in 6th grade.
Jim doesn't know what women like to look at.

