Eddie Brill Jokes
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Eddie Brill: Dick for Richard
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Your name's not Dickard; your
name is Richard. There's no reason to give yourself a phallic name. There's no reason. You have so many choices: you can be Rick, you can be Rich. I'd rather be called Chard than be called Dick. Nobody does that: 'My name's Carl, but you can call me Cock.'
Eddie Brill - Hockey Crowds
Being part of a hockey crowd is like preparing for an 18,000-person simultaneous orgasm.
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/12/03
Views: 362
Eddie Brill - News Anchors
News anchors are so in love with themselves.
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), media (651), TV (543)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 1,101
Eddie Brill - You Go to Heaven
All our lives, heaven is pushed on us, but what if hell is the cooler place?
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 06/12/03
Views: 211
Eddie Brill - The Rules of English
Make "y" a vowel or make "g" a vowel -- just make a commitment to one rule.
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 06/12/03
Views: 568
Eddie Brill - Grandma's False Teeth
Remember what a shock it was to find your grandma's false teeth in her glass of water?
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)
Posted: 06/12/03
Views: 244
Eddie Brill - Nicknames
You can't make up your own nickname.
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 06/12/03
Views: 321
Eddie Brill - Yellow Pages
One out of 10 people use the Texas Yellow Pages.
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), money (865), media (651)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 472
Eddie Brill - New Yorkers in Colorado
Ain't this place beautiful with trees and junk?
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 06/12/03
Views: 313
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